run, don't walk, to pipsqueak bagels
June 13, 2026
By Brian Fenn
Rolled up to Pipsqueak just after opening, and there was already a small line. Not a tourist line. The quiet, knowing kind. The people who understand that being early is the whole game when it comes to bagels. Sun coming up over Portland, nothing on the calendar, nowhere to be. The kind of Saturday you don't really earn so much as luck into.
This time the owner recognized me. Small thing, but it lands. There's a specific kind of good that comes from a place starting to know your face, and it makes a great bagel taste even better.
Then came the happy accident. I was stuck at the counter, going back and forth between everything and sesame, doing the thing where you hold up the line because you genuinely cannot decide. The guy behind the counter just made the call for me and dropped sesame in the bag. Caught himself, laughed, apologized. And then he said the line that sealed it: they'd changed their sesame seeds. At that point it wasn't a mistake anymore. It was fate. I took the sesame and ran with it.
OMFG.
Best sesame bagel I have ever had. Full stop. Crisp where it should be, proper chew underneath, and those new sesame seeds toasted into something nutty and deep that I would not have discovered if I'd gotten my way at the counter. Sometimes the best thing on the menu is the thing somebody else picks for you.
Got home and the morning just kept being perfect. We had nothing to do, which is its own rare luxury. So I sat down with the best sesame bagel of my life, put F1 qualifying on in the background, and got to work on the app. Bagel in one hand, lap times in my ears, sun coming through the window. I'm not sure a Saturday morning gets much better than that.
Here's the public service announcement. If you're in Portland, run, don't walk, to Pipsqueak. Get there early. Let the line tell you something. And if you can't decide between everything and sesame, do yourself a favor and get the sesame.
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